wE’RE ALL NAGISAS BECAUSE WE’RE ALL CUNTSSS
ok jokes aside omg this ask got me thinking way too much i wanted it to be perf then i figured i should just follow mY HEARTTT AND BE HONESTTT i’d say good luck in reading this but no read this i put all my hard work into it. f is for friends who do stuff together u is for u and me.
omg starts with resa sao easy she’d be rei fOR THE PERF REASON. while she kinda analyzes if something is worth
the beauty to be talking about or not she also tries hard and sucks at it. god she overthinks a lot. when she doesn’t try it’s miles better so imo just stick to never trying. she’s got some crappy ass luck too she’d lose in literally almost everything we play like rei’s luck in episode 6. she’s also pretty i like her nose it’s my fav but god she’s so fucking embarrassing tho like rei ofc. remember when rei wore that hella homo rainbow swim gear yeah she’d do the same not saying that it’s uggo but sense of fashion ok i do like it tho. REI ALSO GOES THROUGH A LOT TO GET A FRIENDSHIP OUT OF A SHITHOLE and i know she’d do that too and gets upset at times but it’s hard to notice she won’t let you notice. let me just announce this to the world wowow BUT IN ALL HONESTY she’s a selfless little tot and she’d give up her spot so we can all swim then call her a loser ‘coz she didn’t. sucks to be too nice sometimes.
i went on a whole phd project for niaro but in the end she’s rin to me. IN A NUTSHELL she hates people so aggro n_n and when she gets into random crisises just oh my god she gets into it especially when it’s actually trivial SO JUST GODDAMNIT NIARIN IF YOU WANNA SWIM JUST SWIM OK YOU DON’T NEED 12 EPISODES!! also clearly likes to be seen as a boy online even if she has a girl’s name. well rin is just a bebe he does try so is niaro just has a bunny heart and it’s in the way between her and episode finale. she’s all for kawaii and likes to show off like bebe rin. ofc she’d also be the one in another school ‘coz she’s different throws nuts at her. i’d say she’s the most passionate one to do group things and gets excited goes all out when she likes something it comes in outbursts like rin’s screentime. SHE DRAWS AS FAST AS RIN SWIMS WTF she’s ttly tsun says she doesn’t care but she does. tho i bet if we send her to australia she’d shoot her old school down and end up in jail.
shit rins is hard ngl i was gonna just have her be rin ‘coz of their names but i’m gonna have to go for makoto eventho she’s more gou to me WHY IS GOU NOT AN OPTION AHHH either way she gets shit done ok. she’s so froo froo with her pets so that counts especially since makoto and that white cat charlie and mickey are white just a thought. while she does sound aggro with her capitalized red font she’s not really angry just a bird who likes caps or at least i think so idk if she’d slap me in the face irl or not jk she’s nice ok pretty genuine like makoto is what i’m trying to say. maybe that’s why i’m pointing out makoto it’s ‘coz he’s capable of being more than a gentle giant and rins has endless capabilities damnit. also perf voice of reason besides resa ‘coz idk if anyone listens to resa she’s too funny. but yeah she gets scared when i talk about ghosts which is qt ugu. a stretch but makoto’s eyes are just significant to me and rins keeps saying how she’s blind so just relates to that. makoto with glasses is pretty hot tho idk about rins maybe that’s why she wears contacts. lol blind bird.
idk who i’d be what about the iwatobi mascot?? i was gonna slip into makoto’s spot ‘coz 1) i’m biased 2) the ocean makes me shit html codes 3) i’m the cat whisperer 4) my pets died but that’s ‘coz i killed them i’m sorry i was curious i’ve changed my ways but that’s a whole different story buT I GUESS I’LL BE… HARU. which is weird to me idk how to judge myself. i can only relate to his mackerel obsession i do love eating fish everyday i’d eat mackerel everyday, i’ve been told that i’m good at looking uninterested
besides smug or sass or look serious when i concentrate and tuning out conversations just does my own shit idgaf and while i don’t like the ocean at all i do sit in my barrel of cold water it’s really cooling y’all should do it too. shit lol when i want something i’ll make it happen but my methods aren’t really uhh soothing to hear i guess locks everyone in a room. i’m better at threats. i also love to one-up them ‘coz i’m naturally awesome i don’t even need to try and compete i only code freestyle draws errone facing right they’re going home instead of adventuring.
WELL THAT WAS A RIDE… i couldn’t point anyone to nagisa apart from saying that we all share a bit of him in us. cunt qualities for all. some a little more than others (me). i do like that first pic i worked hard i can only find so many screenshots in so little time ok.
oops forgot to warn description not safe for the weak hearted but no i’m not cyberbullying them wait maybe i am but it’s a mutual thing we do to each other everyday so chill n_n pls don’t put me up on homodachi confessions. also we’d prolly add a polar bear as 5th member to the club polar bears can swim they’re fluffy as hell and we could ride it to places. HAVE FUN READING THIS LONG WEIRD RESPONSE FROM ME THANK YOU FOR THE Q AND SUPPORT AHHH <333